Fuck you shitsmears and your Winnie the Flu

 

Don't come any closer and keep your sneakers on motherfucker. "the good lord" whatever the fuck that means to you, wants to offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

- What Fozzie Bear "waka waka" grade joke does "the good lord" have in mind?

You're going back to 1985. You'll do some parenting on yourself.

- Can I take some shit with me to 1985?

Sure

Xbox controller

Juiced up PC

2 Rocksmith cables

Flying V

FUCK YOU SHITSMEARS, YOUR WINNIE THE FLU AND YOUR "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" I'M OUTTA HERE!

JESUS MARIMBA!

 

OH NO!

RAZIEL???

MOST PEOPLE THINK ANGELS ARE THESE SEXY BLONDE MEN OR SOME CUTESY BABY WITH WINGS

WHEN IN FACT THESE GODDAMN ANGELS END UP LOOKING MORE LIKE A FEVER DREAM... FUCK!

LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE CRISPY CRUST

LISTEN MY DUDE... I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE UP ANY OF YOUR TIME

NO PROB MY GOOD MAN. THE ARTESANAL TOMATO SAUCE IS MUCH APPRECIATED

JESUS MARIMBA!

SAN JUDAS HIJO DE PUTA!

THE UNIVERSE IS A LIVING ORGANISM GUIDED BY A LIVING, TIMELESS WISDOM OR INTELLIGENCE THAT CONSCIOUSLY MAKES EFFORTS TO LET OR NOT LET CERTAIN SHIT HAPPEN.

Revised oat flour pizza alchemy black magic

Revised oat flour pizza alchemy black magic

pyrex measuring cup

a packet of instant yeast (the packets I use are 11 grams) or sourdough starter

3 tablespoons of olive oil

4 tablespoons of Psyllium husk

1 big mixing bowl

3 cups oat flour

1 tablespoon flavorless sugarless gelatine

1 tablespoon rice flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup of tap water

1 tablespoon hipster grade pink salt

1 egg

1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

1 tablespoon honey

Spatula

An oven that goes up to at least 450 degrees F