WHIDDLY WHIDDLY WHIDDLY!

 

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS SHIT!

HERE! HOLD THIS.

ALL THE BITCHES GET WET OVER THE HAIR METAL AND

THE HAIR METAL BANDS NOW, 

BUT 5, 6 YEARS FROM NOW

YOU'RE GOING TO BE READY FOR THE GRUNGE YEARS

TUNE YOUR GUITAR,

CHOOSE A SONG AND

WHIDDLY WHIDDLY WHIDDLY!

LISTEN GUY, KEEP PLAYING.

I'M GOING TO GET A FLOYD ROSE

AND SOME SPARE GUITAR STRINGS

BE RIGHT BACK

RATHER JUMP IN A HOLE

 

knock! knock!

 COME IN!    

 HEY THERE  MY DUDE.                                                                                                    

   I JUST REMEMBERED  THIS HAPPENING  IN MY CHILDHOOD

     -  AND WHICH LONG LOST 

RELATIVE ARE YOU?

KID, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU.

I AM YOU FROM 2020, THE YEAR THAT 

WOULDN'T FUCKING END.

  I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY LATER. 

    GOOD NEWS FIRST: 

  AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU'LL KEEP

THAT LUSCIOUS GRENADIER'S HAT LOOKING

HEAD OF HAIR ALL 

THE WAY INTO YOUR 40'S.

BAD NEWS IS, A PANDEMIC WILL GRIP THE ENTIRE WORLD, 

PEOPLE WILL ALL COME TO AN AGREEMENT AND

ACT LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS AND YOU, WELL I'LL 

RATHER JUMP IN A HOLE THAN LIVE WITH THE REST OF THE SLAVES.

FOR NOW, LOOK AT DIS

NOT THAT I WANT TO SHIT ON YOUR FANCY ATARI 2600,

BUT, MY DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS

IT'S A JUICED UP PC FROM THE FUTURE.

water-mall-huh 1985

 

Fuck you shitsmears and your Winnie the Flu

 

Don't come any closer and keep your sneakers on motherfucker. "the good lord" whatever the fuck that means to you, wants to offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

- What Fozzie Bear "waka waka" grade joke does "the good lord" have in mind?

You're going back to 1985. You'll do some parenting on yourself.

- Can I take some shit with me to 1985?

Sure

Xbox controller

Juiced up PC

2 Rocksmith cables

Flying V

FUCK YOU SHITSMEARS, YOUR WINNIE THE FLU AND YOUR "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" I'M OUTTA HERE!

JESUS MARIMBA!

 

OH NO!

RAZIEL???

MOST PEOPLE THINK ANGELS ARE THESE SEXY BLONDE MEN OR SOME CUTESY BABY WITH WINGS

WHEN IN FACT THESE GODDAMN ANGELS END UP LOOKING MORE LIKE A FEVER DREAM... FUCK!

LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE CRISPY CRUST

LISTEN MY DUDE... I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE UP ANY OF YOUR TIME

NO PROB MY GOOD MAN. THE ARTESANAL TOMATO SAUCE IS MUCH APPRECIATED

JESUS MARIMBA!

SAN JUDAS HIJO DE PUTA!

THE UNIVERSE IS A LIVING ORGANISM GUIDED BY A LIVING, TIMELESS WISDOM OR INTELLIGENCE THAT CONSCIOUSLY MAKES EFFORTS TO LET OR NOT LET CERTAIN SHIT HAPPEN.

Revised oat flour pizza alchemy black magic

Revised oat flour pizza alchemy black magic

pyrex measuring cup

a packet of instant yeast (the packets I use are 11 grams) or sourdough starter

3 tablespoons of olive oil

4 tablespoons of Psyllium husk

1 big mixing bowl

3 cups oat flour

1 tablespoon flavorless sugarless gelatine

1 tablespoon rice flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup of tap water

1 tablespoon hipster grade pink salt

1 egg

1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

1 tablespoon honey

Spatula

An oven that goes up to at least 450 degrees F

Oat flour pizza dough, cooking with psyllium husk

Oat flour pizza dough, cooking with psyllium husk

You'll need>>>

pyrex measuring cup

a packet of instant yeast (the packets I use are 11 grams)

3 tablespoons of olive oil

4 to 5 tablespoons of Psyllium husk

1 big mixing bowl

4 cups oat flour

1 tablespoon rice flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup of tap water

1 tablespoon hipster grade pink salt

1 egg

1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

1 tablespoon honey

An oven that goes up to at least 450 degrees F

Get a store bought bag of oat flour. Simplify man.

Take your pyrex measuring cup. In the pyrex measuring cup place 5 tablespoons of Psyllium husk, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 1 tablespoon hipster grade pink salt and fill the rest of the pyrex 

measuring cup with oat flour until you reach the 2 cups mark. The remaining 2 cups of oat flour might come in helpful later on if the dough becomes unwieldy. Keep the rest of the oat flour 

nearby.

In the large mixing bowl Add the contents of the instant yeast packet. Add your cup of room temperature tap water. Add 3 tablespoons of olive oil.  

Mix. Add an egg. Add a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar.

Mix. Add a squirt of honey. Mix for a bit and leave it sitting there for a minute or two. 

Add a tablespoon of rice flour to the dry ingredients for a bit of crunchyness. 

Pour the dry ingredients of the pyrex measuring cup into the large mixing bowl bit by bit. Mix all the ingredients into a wet, shaggy-ish dough. Mix for 15 minutes or the length of a full Anal Cunt album approx. or until you get a proper pizza dough consistency. knead until satisfied with the dough consistency.

Put the dough back in the big mixing bowl cover with plastic wrapper again. Now leave it alone in a quiet corner for 4-6 hours at room temperature. After 6 hours, cut up your doughballs to whichever size you want. 

Sprinkle some oat flour on a wooden chopping block. Oat flour pizza dough smells fear. With a mixture of confidence and caution transfer from the pizza pan to the wooden chopping block. 

Gather your tomato sauce and all your toppings. I have an oven with a pizza setting and a temperature that goes up to 450 degrees. I'm putting in a non-stick pizza pan in the oven. The oven's temp should go up to 450 degrees. When there are 20 minutes left on the timer I'm using a big spatula to transfer the pizza from the wooden chopping block to the pizza pan in the oven.

When 10 minutes are left in the timer, check if the pizza is cooking evenly. 

Before taking the pizza out of the oven, say the magic words: „Simsalbim bambasala dusaladim“. If you don't do it exactly like this you'll fuck it up.

Fall Guys Ragdolls for Gmod fuck yeah!

 

Go get it!

You'll need:

Proxy Color Tool

Easy Bonemerge Tool

Easy Bodygroup Tool

Easy Animation Tool

Spawn a fall guy

Spawn a top

go to the easy bonemerge tool

Select the top's green circle, it will turn blue when selected, right click on the circle.

Aim for the fall guy, right click on the fall guy, 

Hover over the fall guy, a preview of the suit will appear on the fall guy

Left click on the top's blue circle. Done.

Missed ya, love ya Gmod.

Quarantine Sammich

Quarantine sandwich made out of 2 ingredient dough pizza.

self rising flour is made out of 

a cup of flour (whichever one you like, hipster) 

+ 1 and a half teaspoon of baking powder + half a teaspoon of salt.

>

2 ingredient dough is made out of greek yogurt + self rising flour

mix ingredients (2 ingredient dough is made out of greek yogurt), play with the proportions a bit until you get an easy to handle dough. Drizzle some olive oil into the doughy goodness.

Knead, knead, knead.

Wanna turn it into bread? 4 sho. Wanna turn it into pizza? Fine. Versatility yo.

Wanna put deli meats or pork or pickles or cheese in between that bready goodness? Get creative! Have a Four Loko to wash it down. Go for it my dude.

26 seconds of animation

With the help of an old audio file I never used, my trusted scanner, a box of art supplies and surplus notepads I slogged through and produced 26 seconds of animation. 26 more seconds of animation to go.

Hey you guys! Lets try a spiritual/psychological experiment.

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Home office coffee break #animation project

Quarantine getting to me.

What to do when the whole world has turned into a big fat fucking North Korea?

Can you tell I love One Crazy Summer? I betcha do.

God fucking damn it! I wanted to stop binge watching shit on the youtubes.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

Playing along with BuzzFeed Video's Draw Off Marathon 1

Dis motherfucking quarantine's got me binge watching Buzzfeed Videos

BuzzFeed Video's Draw Off Marathon 1

KEEPING YOUR SANITY THROUGH THIS COVID-19 BULLSHIT

Hey there kids.
Hope you're holding up well with all this coronavirus bullshit.
Some of you unfortunate souls are locked up inside for days on end and that's not good at at all.
So, since now the goal has shifted to maintaining sanity during the coronavirus lockdown, I thought I'd share some of the things I've been doing lately. Take what helps, discard what doesn't. Aaaaights. here we go.

Do some cleanup around the house. you might find some shit you hadn't seen in years.

For example, I found a Duckman comic that I bought back in mmmm 93 when I was vacationing in Florida. Remember Duckman? It even has one of those 3d microlusion doohickeys.

While cleaning out the cupboards I stumbled upon an old, old, OLD can of pillsbury chocolate fudge frosting. I'm sure this was left over from the last time mom tried baking a cake, and that was sometime back in the 90's I'm sure. This shit is 20 something years old by now. So I opened it up, no funky smells, no fungus, nothing alarming save from the unnaturally plastic like texture of the fudge.
I did some research on the interwebz to see if fudge goes bad. Most people said that it doesn't go bad, so...
I tasted some of it, fuck I finished the whole damn thing and I'm still alive. You can eat 30 year old cake frosting. You'll be fine.
Bingewatch some youtube, hulu netflix pornhub or whatever.
Recently I came across a fine buzzfeed series called draw-off
I'd say it is now my favorite series on the interwebz. I try following along from time to time.

So, I bid you farewell for now.
Like Francis William Bourdillon said:

"The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun."

-Francis William Bourdillon

I'm also leaving this link to an interesting article.

Take it whichever way you want to interpret it. Not sayin' anything, just sayin'. Take care shit dicks.

With a Stamp by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/

The thinnening conclusion

So, whenever I bump into someone that knew me back in the day they always ask "how did you do it?"

Well, to summarize:

Pick a "diet". wanna do keto? great! wanna do paleo? 4 sho. Wanna do mediterranean? whatever. Wanna go vegan? Make sure to eat your nutritional yeast and supplement your vitamins or you'll fucking die.  You're on your own on that vegan diet but more power to you hipster. Ask someone who knows how to do the vegan diet properly.

Whatever you do, don't fuck it up by eating processed food. JERF! Just eat real food.

Learn to cook a handful of recipes from whichever diet plan you find most convenient. Get ready to eat the same 5 things in rotation for entire weeks or months. Eventually you'll pick up other recipes by osmosis. 

Meal prep, if you can meal prep a month's worth of meals and set them in the freezer and take one tupperware container out at a time each day and JUST HAVE THAT. GREAT! That's optimal!

After a fuckload of research, trial and error I incorporated dry fasting and snake juice fasting, keto diet initially then I fucked around with other diets. Later on I incorporated apple cider vinegar, flavourless gelatin initially and more fancy hydrolyzed collagen later on along with snake juice in the hopes that if loose skin was inevitable, lets at least do anything to reduce the likeability of it happening IF POSSIBLE.

Healthy snack is a fucking oxymoron. Stop it, you fucking asshole. Just eat your full meal and stop whining.

You eat 3 meals a day? Try eliminating one meal. If you can eventually do OMAD (one meal a day) That's great.

When you're just starting don't even think about running or lifting weights or any of that jazz. Just walk and you'll be fine. If you MUST INSIST ON INCORPORATING PHYSICAL ACTIVITY... DO weights. Do weight lifting. Do that first.

Initially try and weigh yourself each week. Go by how snug or loose your clothes get. Then, once you get the hang of it, try and weigh yourself daily if possible. 

Do a youtube search for these:

Robert Lustig sugar the bitter truth

Snake diet cole robinson

Maybe that'll knock some sense into you.

You won't see or at least perceive results initially. For the most part it will be other people who first notice changes in your figure. 

It might take some weeks, some months, depending on how disciplined you were. One day you'll get a compliment, then another one, then another one, etc.

Kim Jong-Un made a public appearance... yay!

Kim Jong-Un made a public appearance... yay!
I was starting to speculate all kinds of weird shit in my head.

Hikikomori vacation in the time of global quarantine

Hello there.
So music with lyrics kind of sort of distracts me from time to time. During these last few days in quarantine I rummaged through some personal items, found some dusty old cds and dvds. One of the cds contained a lot of harshnoise gems I burned some time ago. No greater joy than revisiting a genre of music I had forgotten about.
Visit noisemp3 and turn the volume all the way down, gradually, ever so gently start bringing the volume up. Don't let your inner frog sense it is boiling alive. Cleanse your palate and enjoy.
Also found some videos of back when I played around with the basics of blender 3d. I reckon I'll pick it up again sometime in the near future.

Lost some weight from march 31st and up until april 14th, 15th.
If you're gaining weight instead of losing it, you're doing it wrong fuckface.
Well mouseketeers, take care and hope for the best.

Sketching and doodling in the time of Winnie-the-Pooh flu

So I reconnected with my passions and took up an old hobby I had quit some time ago. Came up with this.

Also, been binge watching all of Bon Appetit's videos, Animator Vs. Cartoonist Draw (from BuzzFeedVideo... go figure) and Proko. Go to youtube, search for "proko", you'll be pleasantly surprised.

So take care and don't smear sputum all over each other, PEACE!

Drawing Stuff with Rocco 1

Hey there you guys.
Hope you're doing well in these testing times.
So these last few days that I've remained relatively housebound I got to rearrange the chi inside my room, I made some house cleaning and stumbled across some stuff I thought I had lost forever, like this original duckman comic. Got this back in 93 on a trip to Florida. Never expected to see it again.
snake diet update.
So... since I am in no hurry to be on the cover of men's health, all throughout the Christmas holiday, new years, January, February and up until march 15 I didn't push myself to do anything beyond a 24 hour fast... once a week. The rest of the time I did 16/8s. I didn't get fatter but I didn't get any thinner or cut either.
So I got some time off work. I stayed home and started a 72 hour snake fast. I went from 165 to 159.
Also this time that I've been away from the office I cut down considerably on my intake of inflammatory food. Not because I put any effort into it, it's just that since I haven't been at the office, the temptation and access to shit food isn't there anymore. And now that restaurants are closed for the most part, I couldn't get any shit processed food... even if I wanted to. So we'll see if that helps any with this virus. (fingers crossed)
I reckon that I'll keep doing 72s from here on out.
In any case, for the past 2 years or so I've dedicated my blog almost completely to weight loss, snake diet, weight loss achieved through the snake diet. I've put up some Rocksmith posts, some Gmod animation posts here and there but most of the time I put up keto recipes, then some not so keto recipes. I reckoned that I don't need to be in ketosis the whole fucking time and I was going to lose weight anyway.
So if you want, if you have the time and the inclination, please sift through my old posts. Or follow Cole Robinson on youtube. Some of you fuckers out there REALLY NEED TOUGH LOVE and Cole will be more than happy to give you some tough love, some truth, some insight.
I'm not going to bore you with any of this diet, weight loss jazz. If at some point in your life you want to stop being obese, or fat, or chunky or overweight, help yourself to my old posts, subscribe to Cole Robinson's snake diet channel on the youtubes. Or fuck that altogether and do some research of your own and see which system best suits you. Or go fuck yourselves and keep eating shit until you die.
With that out of the way, all y'all are going to be housebound for some time so I am taking up the original theme of my channel, mainly animation and sketching, character design and such.
Just recently I started binge watching a buzzfeed series called "Animators Vs. Cartoonists draw". Buzzfeed puts out interesting content? Shiiiiaat! I was surprised too. Most of the stuff on Buzzfeed is utter useless shit quizzes like "tell me what kind of Disney princess you like and see what kind of bukkake whore you are"... that sort of post. So I'll try a reaction/follow along/sketch challenge sort of thing to keep the mind busy during this quarantine isolation lockdown emergency thing. So stay safe, stay alert and stay tuned for... Drawing Stuff with Rocco!

The Buzzfeed video I saw