KEEPING YOUR SANITY THROUGH THIS COVID-19 BULLSHIT

Hey there kids.
Hope you're holding up well with all this coronavirus bullshit.
Some of you unfortunate souls are locked up inside for days on end and that's not good at at all.
So, since now the goal has shifted to maintaining sanity during the coronavirus lockdown, I thought I'd share some of the things I've been doing lately. Take what helps, discard what doesn't. Aaaaights. here we go.

Do some cleanup around the house. you might find some shit you hadn't seen in years.

For example, I found a Duckman comic that I bought back in mmmm 93 when I was vacationing in Florida. Remember Duckman? It even has one of those 3d microlusion doohickeys.

While cleaning out the cupboards I stumbled upon an old, old, OLD can of pillsbury chocolate fudge frosting. I'm sure this was left over from the last time mom tried baking a cake, and that was sometime back in the 90's I'm sure. This shit is 20 something years old by now. So I opened it up, no funky smells, no fungus, nothing alarming save from the unnaturally plastic like texture of the fudge.
I did some research on the interwebz to see if fudge goes bad. Most people said that it doesn't go bad, so...
I tasted some of it, fuck I finished the whole damn thing and I'm still alive. You can eat 30 year old cake frosting. You'll be fine.
Bingewatch some youtube, hulu netflix pornhub or whatever.
Recently I came across a fine buzzfeed series called draw-off
I'd say it is now my favorite series on the interwebz. I try following along from time to time.

So, I bid you farewell for now.
Like Francis William Bourdillon said:

"The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun."

-Francis William Bourdillon

I'm also leaving this link to an interesting article.

Take it whichever way you want to interpret it. Not sayin' anything, just sayin'. Take care shit dicks.

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