RATHER JUMP IN A HOLE

 

knock! knock!

 COME IN!    

 HEY THERE  MY DUDE.                                                                                                    

   I JUST REMEMBERED  THIS HAPPENING  IN MY CHILDHOOD

     -  AND WHICH LONG LOST 

RELATIVE ARE YOU?

KID, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU.

I AM YOU FROM 2020, THE YEAR THAT 

WOULDN'T FUCKING END.

  I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY LATER. 

    GOOD NEWS FIRST: 

  AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU'LL KEEP

THAT LUSCIOUS GRENADIER'S HAT LOOKING

HEAD OF HAIR ALL 

THE WAY INTO YOUR 40'S.

BAD NEWS IS, A PANDEMIC WILL GRIP THE ENTIRE WORLD, 

PEOPLE WILL ALL COME TO AN AGREEMENT AND

ACT LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS AND YOU, WELL I'LL 

RATHER JUMP IN A HOLE THAN LIVE WITH THE REST OF THE SLAVES.

FOR NOW, LOOK AT DIS

NOT THAT I WANT TO SHIT ON YOUR FANCY ATARI 2600,

BUT, MY DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS

IT'S A JUICED UP PC FROM THE FUTURE.